Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
Husband asks:
"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: Without,Information,Fighting,Every-time,
Wife replies : No,......
It means: With, Idiot, For, Ever!!!"
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.Panic is when both are pregnant.
Grammer Teacher :
"Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid :
"Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away"
A young boy asks his Dad :
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says :
"You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential" .
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